The Swerve & Swindle Show (The S3): The Cons' STAG (pt. 1)

Good Day Cybertronians..With me again, Swindle, in The S3...Howdy??I hope bad as always gyahaha..Btw, In this moment I'd like to bring you a deep insight about Cons' military power..
And we've a honour to present a reliable person regarding this matters as our guest...A mid-ranking officer who expeditiously climbs up his military career..


Let me introduce you: Major Bomb "Blasty" Shock (left) & his Combaticons (right).


S : Hello Major Shock Sir...how am I supposed to address you Sir?..
MB : Major B would be okay soldier..
S : Well Maj. B Sir, You are well known as the rising star of the Cons' Army & Bots' nightmare..Would you mind share some of your secrets to us Sir?
MB : Mmm...nothing special..it lies in 1 word.."Efficiency"
S : Could you explain more Sir?
MB : My Division is known as STAG.."Single Transformer Assault Group"...
S : Uh huh..
MB : Within my Group, I'm the sole Transformer and my Combaticons are all drones.
S : So what's the catch Maj. B Sir?
MB : Hahaha...It seems that your processor is a lil' bit rusty soldier..
S : ^_^;

MB : Uh humm...I'll give some explanations...Please take these seriously..
S : Yes Sir..
MB : The benefits of exploiting drones instead of real Cons are:
1. They follow your orders to the last without single complaint. (Even if you ask them to perform some suicidal actions).
2. They don't get promoted (So all tributes and honours go into yours).
3. They don't need health or life insurance, which are costly nowadays. (It costs several Million Cybernium Dollars per Con).
4. They are easily replaceable when destroyed or missing in action. (We don't have the labour & recruitment issue).
5. They don't get salary or payrolls. (This is my fav, since we can allocate the budget for the glory of Decepticons Empire).
6. They don't need 401k (pension fund). (When they retired, we just simply sell them to scrapmetal dealer or salvage usable parts for spare).

MB:Do you get it already soldier??
S : Crystal Maj B. Sir. Then could you tell us your strategy in decimating The Bots?
MB : I implemented The "Divide & Destroy'" strategy.
S : Please tell us more Maj B. Sir.
MB : Well, First I would deploy my drones to locate & track the unsuspecting group of Bots. Then we ambushed them at once, firing all of our firepower, It would force them to separate. Before they were able to reorganize, we combined & destroyed them one by one. Please note the word destroy..I mean it..We stick to the "take no prisoner" policy.
S : Phew!..Cruel yet effective method..
MB : Just living the Cons' way of live..Hahaha
S : Do you have any problems working with The Combaticons Sir?
MB : Hmm..the only problem in coordinating them, if I can make an analogy, is similar to perform 5 tasks simultaneously within 5 different chassis..Since we TF have only 1 processor in 1 chassis, it's a bolt in exhaust pipe thing* (*translation to human language= "pain in the arse")
S : What did you do to overcome it Sir?

MB : Well...we stole human technology & adapt it to improve ours.
S : Which technology Sir?
MB : Ever heard of Pentium Core 2 Quad??
S : A-ha...from Intel..
MB: That's right soldier...We reverse engineered the tech & improved it into Con's Core 2 Quint version with 5 cores..
S : Isn't it supposed to be military's top secret information Sir?Is it okay to disclose it in public occasion like this? (@_@)
MB : Worry not soldier..Humans' tech are lagging over a century to catch up with ours and those pacifist Bots' techs are able to improve humans' as far as their kitchenwares.
S : Glad to hear that Sir. Now It's time for the show-off Sir!..Would you mind demonstrating your combining ability with team?
MB : Not at all Soldier..before that I'd like to introduce 2 new members in my Combaticons team.
S : Well2x...what a surprise...what are they Sir?..

MB: First, a miniature of 4-engine bomber plane...Functioned as Recon & Aerial Surveillance Agent..


MB : Second, miniature of water military armored water cannon vehicle..Functioned as Infantry Support & Scouting Agent..
S : Sir do you notice the Bots' insignia in it ???
MB : Its just a manufacturing error..Carving Bots instead of Cons insignia..
S : Okayy (#_#)..
S: Well Maj. B. Sir...I think we'll have ads for now...Dear Cybertronians don't change your optical sensors..We'll be right back...Stay tune!!!